Posts belonging to Category The Rant

Future Past

There will now be a test. Boy, how I hated tests at school! Not exams I mean everybody hated examinations, of course. But at least you could prepare for an examination; you knew when they were coming.

Don’t panic all you scientists

Helium shortage! There hasn’t be a really good shortage for ages. Well, water shortages obviously, followed as normal by a huge water surplus. No I’m talking about the merest hint of a non-delivery that sends everybody like lemmings (if lemmings shopped or indeed even jumped off cliffs) down to their local supermarket to stock up [...]

It’s Pittcon Time Again

Philadelphia is the venue for Pittcon 2013 and bloghazard will be there to meet and greet conferees, delegates, visitors and exhibitors.

Science Festival versus Music festival

Content is King! When exactly did I stop enjoying festivals? That is the question I asked myself upon reading about yet another ‘major summer event’ that I had no intention of getting anywhere near. Because I don’t, go that is – not any more. I mean, I definitely used to go. Inclement weather, unsanitary conditions [...]

Science Journals – Money for Old Rope

An eminent professor once asked me, ‘Dr Tel, why do you publish in such rubbish journals?’ Actually he didn’t say ‘rubbish’, but because he is an eminent professor I will moderate his language, lest we all blush. I was rather stumped. Up until that time it hadn’t occurred to me

Health and Safety in the Laboratory

  I would like to say, straight off, that I am very, very careful about Health and Safety in the laboratory. There is probably no greater evangelist for proper laboratory practise than yours truly, an attitude I had adopted long before what we now call the ‘Ruthenium Tetroxide Incident’.

Cryopreservation

It’s not all heads in freezers you know! Cryopreservation is a tricky business. Not just the process, which can be quite involved, but the amount of baggage that comes with it.